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New Kids On The Block Game Board Game Review and Rules

From the mid 1980s to the mid 1990s, the New Kids On The Block were one of the most popular boy bands in the world. The New Kids On The Block were popular enough that they got two different board games in 1990. There was a card game and a board game which I am looking at today.  I have to admit that I was not the target market for this board game. I don’t really care about the New Kids On The Block as I neither like or hate their music. As the game looked like a cheap cash-in, I was not expecting much from the game. I was not surprised as the New Kids On The Block game took a very generic broken roll and move game, and pasted on the New Kids On The Block theme in order to try and make a quick buck.

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How to Play the New Kids On The Block Game

Setup

  • Place the gameboard in the center of the table. Set the picture frames to the side of the board.
  • Each player chooses a pawn and places it on the start space.
  • Shuffle the cards and deal one to each player. The rest of the cards form the draw pile.
  • The youngest player will start the game. Play will then pass clockwise/left.

Playing the Game

A player begins their turn by rolling the die. What a player does on their turn will depend on whether they roll a number or the New Kids On The Block logo.

If a player rolls a number they will move their pawn the corresponding number of spaces. A player can move their pawn in any direction but they cannot move through the same space twice in the same turn. Two or more pawns can be on the same space at the same time. While moving around the board players will encounter a couple different types of spaces:

  • Name Spaces: When a player lands on or moves through a name space, they take a picture frame of the corresponding member of the New Kids On The Block. Players can only collect one picture of each member.

    Photo Card in New Kids On the Block
    This player landed on the Joe space so they will take one of the Joe pictures.
  • Concert Spaces: When a player reaches a concert space, they must stop moving even if they have spaces remaining. The player will draw a card and choose one of their two cards to play. The player will apply the card’s effect and the card will then be discarded. If a player has a “Concert Pass” card they can continue moving instead of staying on the concert space.

    Concert Space in New Kids On The Block
    This player landed on a concert space. Unless they play a Concert Pass card, they will remain on the space. They will draw and play a card.

If a player rolls the New Kids On The Block logo, they take the same actions as if they landed on a concert space. A player is unable to use a Concert Pass card to keep moving though.

New Kids On The Block Die
This player rolled the New Kids On The Block symbol on the die. They will have to draw and play a card.

The different types of cards in the game include:

  • Go to Name Card in New Kids On The BlockGo to a “Name” Space: The player who plays the card will move their pawn to the corresponding space on the game board. The player does not collect the corresponding photo. If they want the photo, they have to move off the space on their next turn. They can then move onto/through the space on their next turn in order to collect the picture.
  • Go To Name Card in New Kids On The BlockGo to any Name Space: This card works the same as the previous card except the player gets to choose which name space they would like to move their playing piece to.
  • Send Opponent Card in New Kids On The BlockSend any opponent to a “Name” Space: The player who plays the card chooses which player they would like to send to the corresponding space. Like the other cards, the moved player does not get to take the corresponding picture card unless they move to/through the space on a future turn.
  • Concert Pass Card in the New Kids On The Block GameConcert Pass: When a player is stopped by a concert space, they can play the concert pass card to continue moving the rest of the spaces that they were unable to move.

Once a player has completed their turn, play passes to the next player clockwise.

End of Game

Once a player has acquired three or more pictures, they can choose to head towards the finish space or continue collecting pictures that they don’t already own. A player does not have to land on the finish space by exact count. When the player lands on the space they will roll the die hoping to win the game. The player will add up the number they rolled to the number of pictures they acquired.

  • If the total is ten or more, the player immediately wins the game.

    Winning New Kids On The Block
    This player collected four of the five pictures. They moved to the finish space and rolled the die. They rolled a seven. Added to their four pictures, they have a total of eleven so they have won the game.
  • If the total is less than ten, the player’s turn ends. On the player’s next turn they can either roll again to try and win the game, or they could try to acquire the pictures that they are missing.
  • If the player rolls the New Kids On The Block symbol, the player will draw a card and play one of the two cards from their hand.

My Thoughts on the New Kids On The Block Game

I have played over 700 different board games and without a doubt The New Kids On The Block Game is one of the most generic roll and move games that I have ever played. You basically just roll the die to move around the board. The ultimate goal is to collect pictures of the members of the band. You will also occasionally draw and play cards which mostly just move players to different spaces around the board. Once you have collected three or more pictures you can try to win the game by reaching the finish space and rolling a high number. That basically sums up the whole game.

Not being a fan of New Kids On The Block and knowing how bad these type of games from the 1980s-1990s were, I did not have high expectations for the game. Despite the low expectations, I think I was still somehow disappointed by the game. The New Kids On The Block Game is just not good. It feels like the designers just took the band and pasted it onto a very generic roll and move game. The theme has absolutely no impact on the gameplay. You could have added any other theme to the game and it would have had just as much relevance. This game has all the makings of a cheap cash grab.

I think the main problem with the New Kids On The Block Game is the fact that there is very little decision making in the entire game. As there is little decision making, the winner is almost always going to be the luckiest player. You will make decisions on every turn but they are so obvious most of the time that the game basically plays itself. When moving you might as well just go from one band member to the next in order. There is no point skipping around the board as you will just waste time. It is also usually quite obvious what you should do with the cards. You can choose which of your two cards that you want to play, but it is usually going to be pretty obvious which you should use.

The one area where there could have been some decision making was in the end game. Once a player has gotten at least three of the pictures, they can choose either to head towards the finish or collect the remaining pictures. At first I thought this decision was actually going to have an impact on the game, but it ends up not really mattering. Basically you have to decide whether you want more opportunities to roll the die or if you want to collect more pictures which should make the die roll easier. You are usually better off just heading to the finish as soon as possible. The extra turns you gain from not collecting the extra pictures gives you more opportunities to roll the number you need. With only three pictures you still have a 1/6 chance of rolling the number you need. Getting the fourth picture increases your odds to 1/3, and the fifth picture gives you 50% odds. You will have to waste several turns collecting the other pictures though. You likely are better off just going with three cards as the extra turns will likely offset the worse odds. This was shown in the game we played as a player headed straight to the finish after collecting three pictures, and rolled a seven on their first attempt to win the game.

I think most of the problems with the game come down to little effort being put into the design of the game. The game feels like it was never really tested as the mechanics don’t really work and aren’t fun. For example I don’t understand the mechanic where you can collect pictures by landing on or moving through one of the name spaces. This makes the game much shorter (thankfully), but it eliminates any chance for skill or strategy. The decision gets even weirder since when you play a card you have to move off the space and then back through it on another turn in order to collect the picture.

The component quality for the New Kids On The Block Game are basically what you would expect out of a 1990s Milton Bradley game. The gameboard, pawns, cards and dice are the same quality as every other Milton Bradley game. The components do a decent job using the theme but are nothing special. I am guessing this isn’t going to be a problem for most people, but the group I played the game with had a hard time telling the different band members apart based on the photos. We ended up having to resort to creating a checklist of which band members we already collected. I am guessing this is due to none of the people playing the game being fans of the band. I think the game could have included the names for the band members on the pictures though which would have made it easier to tell them apart.

The New Kids On The Block Game is not a good game but there are a couple potential positives for some players. The game is quite easy to play as the mechanics are straightforward and basically only require some light reading. The game also plays quite quickly as most games should only take around 15-20 minutes. I think the greatest positive is that I could see fans of the New Kids On The Block having fun with the game. The game features a lot of images of the band members. People could have some fond memories of the game from their childhood. The problem is I don’t see anyone who doesn’t really like the band getting much out of the game.

Should You Buy the New Kids On The Block Game?

The New Kids On The Block Game is basically exactly what you would expect it to be. Milton Bradley basically took a very generic roll and move game and pasted on the New Kids On The Block theme in order to try and appeal to fans of the band. You are left with a boring board game that relies almost entirely on luck. The few decisions you get to make in the game are pretty obvious which makes the game feel like it plays itself. You would think the end game of deciding whether to collect more pictures or head for the finish would be an important decision. It isn’t really as you are usually better off just heading to the exit as quickly as possible. The game is really easy and quick to play but I can’t really see it appealing to anyone outside of the biggest New Kids On The Block fans.

If you don’t love New Kids On The Block, there is no reason to play the game. I would only recommend the game to you if you really like the band and can find the game for cheap.

If you would like to purchase the New Kids On The Block Game, you can find it online: Amazon, eBay

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